Resume Help

1. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/942873935.html

2. DON'T talk to the old lady neighbor who's house is falling apart, she will make you feel like everyone is conspiring against you. I don't know why I did this. It made me cry and then laugh.

3. Sprint down your block and get out of your dark house! No matter how many lights you have it is still  a dark place.

4. Get on your bike!

5. Do stand and sit taller, for a week.

6. Smoke as many cigs until you get sick. Then if you want to quit (stop reading if you vomit easily) put a cig in a cup of water over night and every time you want one try i mean TRY to drink it.

7. Listen TO ALL, ALL of your music really loud, shuffle it up.

8. Get it and don't be sad or bad.

9. Take an xanax for me. I don't have any.

GET DISTRACTED. LOOK AT THAT RESUME FOR HOURS AND DON'T SEND IT, NOPE,  THEY CAN SEE IT THUR YOUR COMPUTER ON THE INTER-WEB.

FEET UP, WEE BIT OF PROGRESS.

( this may not be for anyone, but myself oh well )