11.02.2011

Lines

Boy Crazy more like MAN CRAZY.

"In the early days, like now, the Tour de France was an event for hard men. In many ways, perhaps harder than now. Stages were longer, upwards of 300 kilometers, surpassing 400 at times. Roads were unpaved. Some, mere dirt paths in the mountains. The riders were not allowed to change bicycles or receive outside help of any kind. Bicycles were heavier" ...PLEASE CLICK TO READ MORE!


Anthropologoie I hate you. You suck balls. I do not have $ 118.00 for a skirt. I cannot wait for this skirt to hit the sale rack. I now have to find this fabric and a sewing machine and thread. I will attempt to build this beautiful thing for about 20% of what you are asking for. I have to do all of this while acting like I have somewhere so grand to go in it. Thank you for making me feel so fucking poor. At least you're getting me out of my house.


Dear God,
When I come back into this world create me in the image of Nyasha Matohondze.
Amen.


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